Man I’ve been waiting to catch a glimpse of this for months now. Then we hear that Warner Bros. isn’t feeling this version. Why do little kids have to be such pussies? This looks hilarious.
Up here in the land of public media, at least CBC gives its projects a chance, letting The Citizens decide if it’s going to fail miserably. If I was forced to say something nice about JPod, it would have everything to do with Jim Jarlewski.
Or if you’re going to do drugs, at least create something that’s going to make other kids want to do drugs too.
Then it’s kind of like sharing. Jesus H. Santa Claus approves of sharing.
Look, we all need someone to compete with and/or despise and/or murder. It’s what makes the world go ’round and shit. I mean, who would “the Chosen People” be without uhhhh “the Forty Thieves”?
How about Barack Obama with no Hillary Clinton or any other whiteys for that matter?
And what would North Korea be without South Korea? Probably just Korea (doye).
Sorry DARPA, too much. And you might want to look into a muffler because Sarah Connor will be able to hear that two-stroke shit for miles.
Gold River’s definitely on to something here, but Jesus how bad are you going to smell? Oh wait, it’s an old pulp mill. Carry on, Gold River… carry on.
Meanwhile, down here in Victoria, oh man, we loves us some green incentives. This cellular-assisted telepathy might just make me take the bus again.
Spiffy pitch. Doesn’t that kid look like he was plucked right out of a Canada U-20 squad?
Speaking of which, in Olympic qualifiers, Canada’s on to the semis. After aborting Guatemala 5-0 (5-0?) on Sunday, they snuck in by a goal-differential nut hair over CONCACAF powerhouse Mexico. HEEUGE propers to Haiti’s keeper, who also let in a lot of goals, but had to play with what looked like a 0-0-10 formation for parts of their match against Mexico later that afternoon.
This Thursday, Canadian defenders are going to have to deal with this little fucker for the rights to Beijing. Whether we win or lose, I hope we at least tell them what’s up.
I’ve been looking for a good excuse to not have to visit Nanaimo ever again.
